উইকিপিডিয়ার বিপরীত সাইট অনসাইক্লোপিডিয়া (মিথ্যার জগৎ) – একটি মজার সাইট

প্রায় সবাই উইকিপিডিয়ার নাম জানেন। যাকে বাংলায় বিশ্বকোষ বলে। এতে সবধরনের তথ্য থাকে। আপনার কোন বিষয় সম্পর্কে তথ্য দরকার উইকিপিডিয়াতে গিয়ে সার্চ করলেই পেয়ে যাবেন। এর ঠিকানা en.wikipedia.org। এর বাংলা ভার্সনের ঠিকানা bn.wikipedia.org। আজকের পোষ্টের আসল বিষয় কিন্তু এটা নয়। তবে আজকে যে বিষয় নিয়ে বলব তা উইকিপিডিয়ার সাথে সম্পর্ক যুক্ত। আজ এমন এক সাইটের কথা বলব তাও একটি বিশ্বকোষ, তবে এতে যা যা তথ্য আছে সব ভুল এবং মিথ্যা। কিন্তু এগুলো পড়ে আপনি মজা পাবেন। এর নাম আনসাইক্লোপিডিয়া। এর ঠিকানা uncyclopedia.wikia.com । এর বাংলা ভার্সনও আছে। এ সাইটে বাংলাদেশ সম্পর্কে কি লেখা আছে তার কিছু অংশ এখানে দিলাম।

আনসাইক্লোপিডিয়ার লোগো এবং এতে দেয়া বাংলাদেশের পতাকা, চিহ্ন

Bangladesh (Bengali: বাংলাদেশ) is now a place with a lot of people and a lot of problems. Bangladesh is home to more people than Evil Russia, which is surprising given the large numbers of people who get wiped out by the country’s most successful home-grown product: natural disasters. Cyclones, floods, famines, tornadoes, earthquakes, you name it, Bangladesh has it. It has even started up a nice sideline in mass arsenic poisoning thanks to contaminated ground water. On top of that, about a million Bangladeshis make an annual pilgrimage to different countries in the world, but for some mysterious reason never return.

Bangladesh was previously a part of Saint Pakistan but as the Pakistani army tried to cleanse away the Hindu population through murder and massacre, India invaded and captured it. It has since maintained its great influence over the people of Bangladesh and has stopped all mass genocides committed under Saint Pakistan. Bangladeshis are very unhappy as the ban on genocides has led to population explosion.

Film
Unlike its neighbor, India, Bangladesh sadly does not have a hugely successful film industry. Then some bright spark came up with the idea of dubbing Bangladesh’s woeful cinematic efforts ‘Dallywood.’ Bombay – Bollywood, Dhaka – Dallywood. Get it? See what he did there? Linguistic genius…
However, one would wish that the same kind of linguistic genius could be applied to films. The plot of a typical Bangladeshi film can be summed up by the following. Somebody should make a flowchart of this.
* Boy is born into a poor family. Girl is born into a rich family.
* Boy meets Girl, and becomes childhood friends. However, for some weird reason, the parents never let them play with each other.
* Boy’s family is religious and honest. Girl’s family is full of crooks.
* Boy’s father is murdered by Girl’s family.
* Boy’s mother instantly transforms from beautiful bride to ugly old widow.
* Boy works multiple jobs and still manages to go to school and graduate at the top of his class.
* In the middle of one song, Boy ages 20 years in 4 minutes and transforms to Man.
* Man meets Girl (now Woman) as an adult. They recognize each other and instantly fall in love.
* One day, Woman discovers her family is full of crooks, so she yells at them, and is subsequently kidnapped by her own father.
* Man beats the living daylights out of Woman’s family and army of thugs without getting hurt even a tiny bit.
* Man gets woman and they live happily ever after (after a song plays).
Sometimes, the above film plotline is extended into telenovelas of 20+ episodes. They’re only for people who can actually tolerate this crap already in the movies.
In recent years, the Bangladeshi film industry has taken up making pornography. However, this is largely an unsuccessful business venture because the “Islamic porn” doesn’t exactly appeal to a large global audience and the people that make up the domestic market are in too much poverty to buy any of it.

Population
The human population of Bangladesh is made up of 49% males, 43% females, 6% hermaphrodites and 2% George W. Bush offspring.

আসল পেজটি দেখতে এখানে ক্লিক করুন। আশা করি সাইট ভাল লাগবে। মিথ্যার জগৎ কেমন লাগল? মতামত দেয়ার চেষ্টা করবেন। ধন্যবাদ।

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